honkies

The plural of honky.

Honkies: The whitest of meats.

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tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

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ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

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gnarley

Despite bastardization in recent years to the alternate (Read: "Gay") spelling, Narley, gnarley is akin to rad - a late-1980s - early-1990s term, meaning "exceptional", or "cool". Developed on the West Coast, and used primarily by sufers and skateboarders.

"Hey bra, d'dya scope that gnarley tide?"
"Tscha! That was a ripple, man!"

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gigli

Well... I mean... I liked it.

I don't have an example for the word Gigli.

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Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

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honkify

1. To form into a honky.
2. To make suitable for use by honkies.

1. It's high-time that we honkify these niggers.
2. Someone should honkify Harlem.

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