Dirty Rhiannon

When a woman wears the same thong for a month straight while never showering. Then she takes her thong and makes her lover wear it like a lvl 10 crusty helm of destruction with the ability to keep STDs away simply by scaring them away from the overwhelming stench.
Used in some developing countries as a defense against Mormon Missionaries.

Bruh! She totally pulled a dirty Rhiannon on me! I’ve never felt so invincible. I even let her give me a Dirty Justin I was so confident!

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