cheese puff

Simply a Puff of Cheese.

Cheese (from cows) + Puff (from smokers usually weed) = Cheese Puff!

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Der Neger

The German word for "The Nigger". Also "Der Nigger" is used. Black German's prefer the term Afro-Deutsch (Afro-German).

Weisse Mann: DU!
Schwarze Mann: Ich?
Weisse Mann: Ja, Du. Du neger!!
Schwarze Mann: *Klick Klock*~~Boom
Weisse Mann: Ahhhh...Meine Beine!!

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panzer

"Panzer" is actually short for "Panzerwagen", which in German means "Armor Wagen". Panzer does not, however, mean "panther" like some people believe.

Soldaten: Achtung! Ich sehe ein feindliche Panzerwagen!!
Zweite Soldaten: Nein, Das ist ein Kübelwagen!

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dutch

A type of people and language. Here is a crule joke (not to be taken personily, and if you do tuff shit)

Dude: Hey what do you call a German who is too afraid to fight?
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Dutch

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luftwaffe

Luftwaffe is the german word for "air force", literary translated it means "air weapon". The Luftwaffe was the german air force during WWII. The modern german Air force is still under the name of Luftwaffe, unlike the army which switched from "Wehrmacht" to "Bundeswehr" (Federal Army).

Dude 1: Luftwaffe? What the hell is that a type of food?
Dude 2: Nein, scheiße Kopf. Sie ist das "Air force" von Deutschland.
Dude 1: What?

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wehrmacht

The "wehrmacht" is the old (during WWII) German for the military. Americans unknowingly labled the wehrmacht as nazis. Eventhough the wehrmacht was not too found of nazis.

Person: Sind Sie ein Nazi?
Zweite Person: Nein Ich kein Nazi, Ich bin Wehrmacht!

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Aggro Berlin

One Kick ass band that kicks ass.

Ich liebe Aggro Berlin!!!!

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