Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

Claustrophobic

Shortened to: Claustro

When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.

"Yuck, that robot is claustrophobic!"

"That sound was so claustrophobic!"

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

Budding Clud

A way of describing a bird when it's acting so cute that you almost can't handle it.

See also: Pudding Club

"Look at that little budding clud!"

Arg

Slang term for a vagina.

"Rebecca's kid kicked her in the arg!"