Arg

A slang term for a women's private parts.

"I can't wear that, people will see my Arg!"

"My Arg is itchy."

Mash

The act of a bird fluffing it's feathers in a dog-like shake.

"Did you see that budgie? He just mashed!"

"That eagle did a good mash just now."

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Habbitycack

A game that a child has made up that makes zero sense.

"I see Jane is playing Habbitycack again."

"That's just Habbitycack, it makes no sense!"

Klax

A slang term for taking a dump.

"Dinah's doing a Klax again."

Knockometer

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Firk

To have a really, REALLY good scratch.

"The dog is having a good firk in front of the fireplace."

"I needed that firk."

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