chronic

usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.

"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"

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Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

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Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

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Mormons

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.

Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby

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hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

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engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!

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backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

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