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Idi Amin

Idi Amin (pronounced Iddy Armeen) was a Ugandan dictator. He ate 40 oranges a day for 'sex power', had lots of wives, an infectious laugh and referred to himself as 'His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular'.

He usually gets a bad rap, but like most African dictators, he was just having a bit of a laugh, really.

Idi's friend: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, do you fancy a pint tonight?

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular: No.

by Derek Acorah July 29, 2012

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Canaraderie

A night in getting tanked up with the lads, spent sampling fine canned lager such as Tennants, Red Stripe, Carling, Kronenbourg and so on and so forth.

From the word 'camaraderie' - a spirit of familiarity and trust existing between friends.

I'm really up for some canaraderie tonight, let's get the boys round, whack some tunes on and buy enough beer to kill the average person.

by Derek Acorah September 6, 2012

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