Crickleneck

Someone with a crickleneck is someone with an abnormally weird neck to the point when they look very odd and out of place. Occasionally people with raspy voices can be described as a crickleneck as well.

He is such a crickleneck.

Crickle

Something that is crickled is messed up.

Person: He is so crickled up, what is wrong with him

Dormando

Dormando is a very mysterious folk tale from some places in cornwall, it describes of a man only known by dormand or dormando. The various stories of this figure include him being a complete asshole for the fun of it. One being when he married a woman that loved him but he just got with her just to screw with her, a day after the marriage he dumped her on the side of the road and got with her best friend. Describing someone as a dormando is calling them a complete asshole.

person 1: Johnny just cheated on miranda
person 2: He did?
person 1: yeah and he got with her best friend too, what a dormando