designated decoy

The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.

You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!

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shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

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stego

Also referred to someone, typically a woman, that is so skinny that her backbones stick out at least a half inch from her skin. Called this because looks like plates that'd you find on a stegosaurus

Whenever I see that stego bend over, I'm reminded of how hard it must have been for a T-rex to eat that!

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