esports

A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.

Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.

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lolzamam-ul-Haq

The greatest lol variation ever. Used especially in Pakistan, the home of Inzamam-ul-Haq. Used in the same way as lol.

Example:

Imran: My dog just died.
Hussein: Lolzamam-ul-Haq.

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