YouTurn

1. (n.) YouTurn is a slang word meaning a rehab school that is terribly inefficient.
2. (adj.) A YouTurn is a slang term for describing faculty that could care less about the people they are responsible for.
3. (n.) YouTurn is a language consisiting of only slang and has a large amount of "Bro," "niggard," and "DEUCES"

1. "Hey did you hear about that new rehab facility downtown?" "Yeah man, that place is a complete YouTurn, though."
2. "Man, the teachers here completely suck!" "Yeah, but at least they're not YouTurn teachers."
3. "Hey man, are you fluent in YouTurn speak?" "Y'all bet'chall niggard a backle I is, bro I'm out... DEUCES!"

Bros per Minute

(n.) Bros per minute or BPM is a very efficient way of measuring the intensity of an argument. As one can tell, it is the amount of uses of the word bro for every minute of an argument. 1-2 BPM shows that an argument may be starting. 3-4 BPM shows that an argument has already started, while 5+ BPM is a intense argument.

Job: "Hey, bro"
Dane: "What did you say bro?"
J: "You heard me, bro!"
D: "Bro! Shut up, bro! You best not be starting something, bro!"

Bystander: "Man that is an intense argument... The Bros Per Minute will soon be over 9000!!"

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