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The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
When you message somebody on Facebook, and later check back to find they haven't replied, but they've seen your message. Being given the seen-off may be intentional or unintentional, but it usually feels cold and rejecting
Guy 1 messaging Guy 2:
Hey man, how's it going? we haven't talked in ages... how's college going for you?
2 days later: 'Seen 12:47 PM'
Guy 1: I'm getting the seen-off. He hates me.
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