Wine-Cork Shit

When you have that one solid piece of poop in your butt that's keeping the 15 gallons of Diarrhea from spewing out.

Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.

I ate a ton of bread before I went to Taco Bell. The Wine-Cork Shit is better than explosive Diarrhea in public, y'know?

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!