Disgustang

A Ford Mustang powered by anything other than a V8 engine.

“Bro, I can’t believe your Civic just got disrespected from a roll by that DisguStang.” “Well, bro... I’ll get him next time. I’m getting a turbo for my B18D2 ball sucker and I’m gonna be fasssssst.”

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Disgustang

A Ford Mustang powered by anything other than a V8 engine.

“Bro, I can’t believe your Civic just got disrespected from a roll by that DisguStang.” “Well, bro... I’ll get him next time. I’m getting a turbo for my B18D2 ball sucker and I’m gonna be fasssssst.”

Wopcock

A short, Italian man; and/or his small penis. Due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma's money, a Wopcock is frequently able to disrobe his friend's girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. However, after the deed is done... these women realize they've been reeled in by a Wopcock. They are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an orgasm in anyone other than himself. Also known to have incredibly small balls.

"Hey, Wopcock. It's cool that you fucked my girlfriend... I was just over on Oakthorpe beating it up."

Stranger: "Dude, I can't believe your women slept with Adam."
John, Derrick, Ricky & Mike simultaneously: "Joke's on them, all they got was a Wopcock & Peaballs!!"

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Bulping

Disgusting, gross, nasty... like that chicken that's been laying in its own congealed fat for a few days on the counter.

Derrick: "Yo, you want to go eat at Hometown Buffet?"

John: "Hell no. Every time we go there, that stuff is bulping!"

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gargled

Angry, pissed off.

Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."

Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."

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Bulp

Puke, nauseate, to make someone ill.

John: "That girl is pretty hot, even if she is about 50 years old, and looks like someone beat her with a bag of nickels."

Derrick: "Bulp! That's disgusting!"

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