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When a male is having intercourse and has a sexual climax so powerful that their partner flies across the room, covered in cum.
Trey: So how was your night with Marissa last night?
You: It was awesome! I was so sexually excited that I accidentally gave her a Thundergun. It actually broke 2 of her bones.
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A man who has a fetish for sucking milk out of cows utters
Farmer: Honey have you seen the cow?
Farmers Wife: Why, I saw our son take off with Daisy just a second ago.
Farmer: God Damnit! That Cackling Kaftar is gonna suck my cow dry!