Devin

He likes handling balls in his hands for the funnzies. He has constant bony wonys in his pantsy wantsys. He has plans to learn how to unicycle to get girls! He thinks he's smart but can't gramatically spell anything right when typing definition. Also has a problem with women and his bum. He uses the word bum daily. It's an addiction. Bum is nasty to him but he says it anyways. He also catches Aiden farting. To impress the girls.

"Omg it's Devin, I wonder if he'll moon me!"
"Oh no he has cancer, must be Devin sike that's a Molly haha!"
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Aiden

Aiden is a little bum with thick toes. He has stomach issues. He has a tendency to squeeze his tummy when there is constant pressure on it. He farted his pants in front of his friends and continues to be embarrassed. Always walks away when someone makes a joke. Tries to fit in lockers and watched adult cat videos.

"omg he farted, must've been an Aiden!"

"You have tummy issues? What are you, an Aiden!"