Newhouse

Short for the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University - the finest communications school in the United States.

Applying to Newhouse? Bring your 3.9 GPA.

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Spank-o-Vision

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

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band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

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