Ray Liotta Disease

Horrible disease that causes your once-very skinny friend to suddenly become overweight out-of-nowhere. Victims of this disease also have an unbearable stench that sticks with them, despite how many times they shower or bathe. Named after its first victim, Goodfellas star Ray Liotta.

Friend 1: Hey man, does Kevin seems bigger to you?
Friend 2: Yeah, the doctors recently diagnosed him with Ray Liotta Disease.
Friend 1: What?? That's terrible.

Friend 2: Yeah, better stay away from him.

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