Haeur

Culchie derivative of 'Whore', mainly used during Gaelic Football matches.

Ach, Referee ye heaur ye. He picked it aff the Ground.

rag

What Man City fans call Man United fans.

Ruddy Surrey Rags. Cockney b**tards!

yiddo

Tottenham Hotspur fan, as that is the team most Jews in London support.

Arsenal 3
Yiddos 0.

sir

What people in North Derry say at the end of each sentence.

I'm from Dungiven, Sir.

real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!

Tyrone wans don't play Real Football.

Scumbag

Dublin equivalent of chav and spide. Usualy deals drugs and impregnates underage Girls.

She's 14 ye balydin Scumbag!

knack

Belfast derivative of 'Knock'. Usualy said by a spide.

I'll knack yer ballacks in!