sepmyapology

Abbreviation of the sentence “sorry do you accept my apology?”

Regretting his outburst and embarrassed at calling Jane a battleship, Peter offered a whispered ‘sepmyapology’

tit fight

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

dogaracts

Cataracts in dogs

My dog cannot see, I think he has dogaracts