beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

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moustache five

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

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skankaslutawhoralicious

An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.

Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.

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non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

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tummy sticks

Tummy sticks is the situation in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs.

Tommy: Hey Tommy, wanna play tummy sticks?
Tommy: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

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slutily slut slut

An uber ho. She's not just a slut, she's slut slut. She's not just slut slut, she's slutily slut slut. It's intense.

"That chick so slutily slut slut, she be seeding semen demons all over my couch."
"That didn't make any sense."

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ginsberg

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.

"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."

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