Aidan

An Aidan is generally a green wanker. They have flakey skin that earns them nicknames like "Croc", "Corn Flakes" and "The Green Man". He also has many other flaws, such as, inarticulacy, retardation and leprosy. They generally love Brian's and it is unclear whether they are aware that sexuality exists. Aidan's also love free food at parties, but don't eat at any other time except for some cake in the morning. Aidan's seem to gain nicknames throughout their existence through moronic bahavious like pinching in the schoolyard or gaining sexual harrassment suits. They are also very bad drivers and will come up with stupid excuses like, "I couldn't see, it was nighttime", or "These 2 old people jumped right out infront of me". They are very, very bad people.

Man: "Aidan, what age are you?"
Aidan: "He did!"

Guy: "What did you do to her to?"
Aidan: "Nothing!"
Guy: "Aidan!?"
Aidan: "I just brushed up against her!"

Man 1: "You owe me a drink"
Man 2: "Well, I'm going home now!"
Man 1: "You're such a fucking Aidan!"

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