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CONCACAFING

When a team with much less talent then their opponent fakes injuries, throws a couple of balls on the field, let fans rush the field, argue with the ref, fake injuries some more, make subs late in injury time, and fake even more injuries, just to milk out a 0-0 draw at home. Oh, and don’t forget, dirty tackles that should result in a straight red card, that only result in the referee giving a booking for simulation.

I can’t believe we couldn’t beat Honduras! They were concacafing the whole time!

by Deszreen Mitchell March 29, 2022


emptihad

Manchester Sheiky’s (AKA Manchester City) empty home stadium. The emptihad is empty for every home game, including ones in the Champions League.

Joe: Hey Mike, we need to hurry up and get tickets to the Manchester Sheiky match vs Chelsea!

Mike: Why should we hurry? The Emptihad will have 20,000 empty seats!

by Deszreen Mitchell December 31, 2022

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