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James

Everyone's favorite mountain man, James's usually have large, lumberjack beards (combed exactly 100 strokes every morning) and live almost exclusively in vehicles parked at the edge of a wooded area. A James may be heard saying their common phrases "Dickered", "Caddywhompus", "YOLO", or an occasional "Yee-Yee". When completely hammered, James's act like total ballers and pimp slap anyone who deserves the honor.

Did you see James last night?
Yea! He pimp slapped me in the titty!

Who was that Duck Dynasty looking baller yelling "YOLO!"?
It was James.....he drives an El Camino!

by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013

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Austin

The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.

Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.

I found a dead squirrel!

Austin must have gotten him.

by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013

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