Oscars

Any award show where rich entertainers applaud each other and give each other extravagant gifts while the rest of us watch in awe on our cheap TVs.

Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.

Remotard

Someone who is sucks with the remote control. They don't fast forward through commercials, previews or credits. They don't stop on good shit when flippin channels.

Hey remotard, give me the remote so we can fast forward through this shit.

Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.

Fucking chad

That guy who wears a sweater over his shoulders or around his waist. Been known to wear plaid shorts in the summer.

You know that guy at the country club, he's a fucking chad.

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Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.