Battle of the Bulge

aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting

"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"

10👍 15👎

The DBZ Combat Scene

Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12

This is when you take you expend huge amounts of emotion and energy in kissing, rubbing and licking your girlfriend, playing with her and engaging in other forplay, then, when she is begging for it, whip out your dick and start beating off, telling her how great its going to be when she finally gets it. Never actually have sex.

"Giver her the old DBZ Combat Scene

15👍 3👎

Market Garden

Deviant Sexual Manoevre #47

This is when you interrupt a blowjob by jamming a finger or two in her asshole. Wiggle them around a bit, and then poke them in her mouth.

"Last Night I performet the old 'Market Garden"

5👍 16👎

the 9/11

Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12

This requires some help. Blindfold your girl and do her from behind. While she is in the middle of a moan your two friends come out of nowhere and jam their dicks in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her to climax.

"Last night I gave her the old '9/11'

13👍 14👎