Abe

Five Dollar bill.

reffering to the fact that abe lincoln is on the five dollar bill

Guy 1: Yo man i need some ends, lemme get bum

Guy 2: how much

Guy 1: an Abe

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Literary handjob

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

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