love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

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scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

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