Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling âweâre going an adventureâ drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out âbehold the ring of Mordorâ. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases âthe beacons are litâ or â Gondor calls for aidsâ
Hey babe Iâd love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, Iâm feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
Iâd love that bill!
When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream âGod Save The Queenâ all the while thereâs a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling âWell Played Old Beanâ
Hey baby, fancy a bit of The Royal Brittania tonight?