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When you agree to let them sit on your face, but they take a run up leap
I said I wanted to give my girl some action, then she got up on the diving board and I though "Ohnoral".
A Deuce so girthy it comes out streaked with blood
i had nothing but fibre for three days and ended up with a "reduche" that took over 2 hours
Taco Bell's less popular name for their bathroom stalls
This taco meat is making my ass into a drive-thru, I'm going to the spice houses.
When your gynecologist is from the Philippines
Mr.Su is my local vajlantro, he's so... thorough.