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Devil's Triangle

In 2013, Buzzfeed wrote about the 'Bermuda Triangle' version of beer pong, but no leftist can figure out the connection between "Devil's Triangle" and "quarters".

Buzzfeed - The All-Time Greatest Beer Pong House Rules, Aug 14, 2013

More sites that mention the Bermuda Triangle rule BEFORE the Kavanaugh hearing took place.
Supercall - Beer Pong Rules: The Best House Rules For the Drinking, Jan 4, 2017
Beerpongall-stars - Bermuda Triangle Rule - Rules of Beer Pong #9 - Beer Pong All-Stars, Oct 21, 2015
YouTube - Bermuda triangle beer pong variation, Jul 27, 2011
Youtube - ALL RULES Beer Pong | Pongdemonium, Mar 31, 2016

Identitarians think everyone but them is evil. Given a choice between, boys laugh about "farting" or "shoving drugs up their ass", they think the latter is true. Between, boys chat about "drinking games" or "gang rape", they pick the latter. They think so poorly of others that they can't see how insane these conclusions are.

They're trapped in a moral panic. Like in the 1980's when people believed that clowns, robots, magic rooms, and blood-laced Kool-Aid were involved in massive child sex abuse rings in daycares. In the 1990's when people thought that the school shootings occurred because of violent video games. When Christians accuse people who play Dungeons & Dragons of Satanism. It's just as outlandish and in 20 years, people will scoff at the people who "actually believed that". Throw common sense out the window. It's not allowed in a moral panic.

Brett: Hey, want to go play Devil's Triangle?
Mike: You mean gang rape random women?
Brett: WTF dude? No! I just wanted to drink like a normal person.
Mike: Are you sure you don't want to form rape trains outside of bathrooms?
Brett: Dude. I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Mike: Why not? All the guys are doing it. ALL of them.
Brett: Please stop talking to me.

by DevilsTriangle October 10, 2018

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