Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

Qwatityc

One who enjoys watching their old neighbors water the gardens and fantasizes about them every night before going to sleep

Tommy: I be qwatityc about ma new neighbors

Todd: I feel the same way about ma grandparents!
Tommy: you ain’t right