slanguage

Slanguage is how people talk when they want to try and sound "gangsta," or tough even though usually it just comes out sounding stupid.

Joey: Yo my man how you doin' today?
Jay: Stop talking slanguage, man.
Joey: Boy whatchu talkin' bout, I ain't talkin' no slanguage.

blitch

When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.

Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.

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