froggie style

when a dude puts his girl on her shoulders and fucks her in a manner such that it looks like he is squatting to pound that shit resembling a frog hopping

yo, that bitch wanted me to hit it in a crazy way and I was like, "Get on your shoulders so I can froggie dat shit"

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scannelled

To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.

Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!

Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.

Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.

The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.

Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?

((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.

The Hunter- Again?

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to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

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Whootcrackers

What one says when you aren't sure what to say after some good news has been given.

Boy- Guess what, I just dumped my old girlfriend so I can go out with you now!
Girl- ...WHOOTCRACKERS!

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pingry

A place where they give free bag pipe lessons.

Hey lad, I'm goin to Pingry now, they give me free bag pipe lessons.

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tfl

Totally Fucking Later'd, meaning "so yesterday"

Those Nike Dunks are TFL, broseph.

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inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

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