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Genus: Panthera Species: Jizeam
Of the large cat family, typically 115 lbs to 139 lbs bipedial and mostly hairless. Hunts alone or in packs but rarely shares its kill. It is unique in that once it has singled out its prey, it feeds mostly by using its prey to buy it drinks and take it "out on the town." It accomplishes this by performing extraordinary acts upon its prey such as oral genital interaction and submitting to some of the most spectacularly pleasurable desires the prey can come up with, see pile driver anal titty fuck water sports.
Its name in derived from its appearance following the performance of a particularly spendid prey satisfying act, which results in the prey showing his singular appreciation of the act by squirting the animal from head to toe with his man relish. see money shot. These spots, especially when dried, become irridescent and act as badges of honor signifying the prowess of the Cum Leopard.
Cum Leopards can rarely be truly domesticated but good results have been achieved controlling their behavior with the shocker.
She spent 30 minutes between my legs, then let me knock her every way I could imagine. When I bust my nut, I covered her from brows to bush. That bitch looked like a Cum Leopard.
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An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)
- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
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The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!
Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
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1. A permit allowing an individual to enter the performer's area at a concert or show.
2. Backing regular vaginal sex with a little ass fucking. (Going backstage after the main show.)
3. Being invited to hit that ass.
1. That bitch is so hot, she got tossed a back stage pass.
2. bitch slept through my fuck so I back staged her just to hear her moan.
3. Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon.
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Being woken up by having your partner perform oral sex on you. It is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. You just have a nice O or two and fall back asleep. Works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.
I woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when I came back to bed I noticed the diner was open, so I got busy with the bun. I gave her the royal treatment until I got the palm on the forehead. We fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.
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The act being woken up by receiving oral sex first thing in the morning.
Guy 1: I hear your new girl friend is a real fuck muppet.
Guy 2: It's true, she wakes me up by playing the skin flute while I am still asleep.
Guy 1: I can't believe you are getting the Royal Treatment!!!
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The particular view of a woman's cooch when she is in the f.d.a.u. (clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon) position.
Fur buns are also visible if your girl friend likes to impress you by standing with her legs spread and her hands flat on the floor
Seeing that little fur bun nestled in there makes you want to do AT LEAST one of three things: enjoy some bearded clam, get busy with the bun or tap that ass.
him: while I'm here, can I do all three?
her: sure you can!
him: I better get busy.
her: I am so happy that I have a fur bun!
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