Progression Time

The amount of time, measured in days, a person remains at a particular Relationship Level.

Bruce's Progression Time on Level One was seven days.

Yidiot

Shortened form of the words "You idiot".

Yidiot, why did you do that!

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Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

Funute

To be funny and cute at the same time.

The video of the kitten running into the screen door was funute.

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Diregarding

Disregarding someone to the point where they feel they no longer exist.

Usually when people say, "idowhatiwant", they are diregarding everyone around them.

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Relationship Intensity

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI

Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000

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public meeting

A date that goes no further than coffee, lunch, dinner, or a movie.

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.

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