Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

hanksome

awesome, inspiring, or otherwise impressive in a fashion appropriate to Hank Green, which is to say, all fashions available to the human race (and two which are normally only available to fish)

John, you're amazing, but you just don't have that hanksome something I'm looking for.