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Trump

Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.

"Dude, did you see Kanye on that talk show last night?"
"Yeah, he's such a fuckin' Trump."

by Dharma Midget November 6, 2014

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trump

The explosive backflow from a clogged toilet. An uncontrolled river of shit.

I shit liquid fire after three stright Chipotle meals. My shitter did a trump on me like I'd never seen -- I was covered in runny pseudo-Mexican seconds all day.

by Dharma Midget December 8, 2016

2252๐Ÿ‘ 4215๐Ÿ‘Ž


trump

(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

by Dharma Midget June 23, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 1285๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wimple

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

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vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.

"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."

by Dharma Midget June 23, 2016

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sole-tattoo

When you curb-stomp someone so hard, the tread of your boot is permanently printed on their face and/or head. Can also happen accidentally in a serious mosh pit, such as Slayer, Ministry, GG Allin, Cannibal Corpse, etc.

That fuckin' Neo-Nazi keeps punching people in the pit. Come on, we're all gonna sole-tattoo the fucker outside when the band's done.

by Dharma Midget March 3, 2018

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