Emilia

A very short person, who is not very funny, is a bit of a plank and can be be very mean at times. Emilia's tend to be attracted to gay greek guys with little to no personality. A person called Emilia also tends to make weird noises with their lips and cannot be told to stop. In fairness, to Emilia's they are good singers and can speak spanish well however that is largely down to the fact teachers are oddly attracted to them. As mentioned they have a terrible taste men, particulary to closeted men. On the other, hand Emilia's tend to attract small brazilian guys. Despite all these things Emilia's are great people.

"Omg who is Emilia making out with this time??"
"ugh shut up emilia you're really annoying"
"emilia loves aberfanny"