Jewmpa Loompa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature (potentially just shorter then average), and Jewish decent (sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Loompa, he can barely see over the posium

Jewmpa Lumpa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.