White Boy Syndrome

A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.

Oh em gee!! That tall groomer over there is so hawt!!!! He totally has white boy Syndrome 😍

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