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When a retard not literally a retard , metaphorically , by default , claims to be a nympho but in fact is a full on psychopath starts lecturing you on how to hurt your partner instead of telling you how to make her horny as quickly as he or she did.
Dr Johnson chewed out the man about his wife and said she was mentally ill and needed to stay at the hospital for further testes
When you save a goal from being scored for the whole team and your bottom sags.
you idiot , your not a goalie so stop saving goals , and start letting the magic happen ya wallybottom
When you save a goal from being scored for the whole team and your bottom sags.
you idiot , your not a goalie so stop saving goals , and start letting the magic happen ya wallybottom
Itâs when you yell at the butler for answering the door to your visitors angry husband
Did you just pull a shammy?. Yeh thatâs what all the racket is bro sorry.
When the butler gets in trouble for answering the door because it was chicks in bikinis not dudes in boardies.
The dudes have Busting a nut inside their family home and allowed the nut to leavewith thd stolen items peacefully
When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac
That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.
Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.
Donât worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness