Penis

-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.

-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!

-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.

-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!