beyonce

1.Beatiful black amazing singer slash ok dancer, she uses her ass to make people think she can dance better than she actually does,slash terrible actress no wait after dream girls she managed to work her way up to just a bad actress.

2.More than likely to be included in the top 10 biggest hypocites of the 21st century.

3.Contradicts herself more than the entire Jackson family alone

4.Bird brain with a fucked up weave 90% of the time

5.And when this broad finally does something on her own or doesnt steal any more moves from these other hot, young entertainers someone plz let me know, remember when Ms. Christina Aguilera's video "Dirty" hit the scene way before "Crazy in love" and she did the so-called "Beyonce booty dance" and went to the floor with it, and when Riannah did that back bend in "SOS" Beyonce once again had to take credit for something her limited brain couldn't think of on her own, Amerie got at that chick for trying to steal her syle, and my nigga snoop was the originator of the word bootylicious to clear that shit up, they've too "worked hard" and doesn't deserve Beyonce taking credit for something they did way before that blonde even thought about doing it and trying to take full responsibility for starting it.

6.Someone always claiming to work hard but i dont see when that would be when 80% of the time shes stolen her ideas from others

7.Needs Jay-Z to upgrade her ass for real, what ever that chick is too dumb to think of on her own shes always got that nigga jigga to guide her dumb ass through every step ahead oh yea and her dumb ass parents that made her into the bird-brain she is today by spoiling her and letting her think its ok to go through life with little education and a disrespectable self image to younger audiences who see her fake ass as a role model.

8.A nut-case that actually thinks she has another person inside her named "Sasha" that comes out when she's on stage, if that ain't nutts with two t's i don't know what the fuck is

Girl:sorry for the rage i caused earlier
Guy:Im just glad you calmed down i never seen that side of you before
Girl:If you didn't know that was the Tasha coming out of me
Guy:What the hell are you talking about?
Girl:I have two personalities like Beyonce what do you think about that?
Guy:Bitch i dont think but i know you are crazy

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