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The sexiest motherfucking bitch / cunt on the planet. Not you, reader, me. The person that's writing this.
Me: Fuck me in the pussy, Daddy
Donald Trump: OK
A person in power who knowingly abuses such power to get what they want, who is a cunt and generally a bad dude
âOh my god dude, stop banning people for no reason! Youâre such a Fionnâ
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The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.
Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.
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Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.
Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can
WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.
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