Portnoy

noun
1. paper

adjective

2. paperlike

In the battle of Wall Street vs. Main Street, Barstool CEO Dave Portnoy followed the /r/wallstreetbets hype and purchased shares of GME, AMC, NOK, and NAKD. After announcing that he sold all of his meme stocks for a loss on February 2nd, 2021, he was given the nickname Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy. This was due to his change in stance on the matter; a few days prior, Portnoy had proclaimed he would hold these stonks despite the losses.

Rock, Portnoy, Scissors for it?

Bro, don't be a Portnoy. Hodl the line.

One dip, everybody knows Portnoy bails.

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