massivle

Of particularly exceptional quality or value; awesome.

"The Jack of Hearts. blatently a massivle player and sleeping with the Queen behind the Kings back! good man!" - Thomas Bunch (2010)

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.