ABEND

Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.

Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.

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kikess

Derogatory term for a Jewish female.

Call me a kikess and I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you will have to open your mouth so I can paint my toe nails.

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TINLA

This Is Not Legal Advice.

TINLA ... I am not a lawyer so what I say in this Internet chat room should not be construed as such.

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120 reset

To unplug a computer in order to reset or unjam it. The 120 comes from the fact that 120 volts is the wall socket voltage in the United States and CanaDUH.

*** Only do this as a last ditch effort.

My computer is fucked so I have to 120 reset.

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FloriDUH

SE U.S. state. The capital is Tallahassee. Cubans escape to there and old folks retire there.

Remember FloriDUHs voting fiasco? What a bunch of dumbasses.

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Stalkerizing

The process of someone following you in and out of internet chat rooms. Or locating you by checking their buddylist every 10 seconds to see where you are.

Micah is stalkerizing me.

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Warsteiner Bier

The Warsteiner Brewery lies deep in the heart of the Arnsberger Forestpark (Arnesberg Forest Nature Park) outside of Warstein, Germany in the north central section of the country. The Cramer family have been brewing beer since 1753, from the hand blown bottles and crude copper pots of the Cramer family’s German kitchen to the current brewery which stands as a benchmark in modern brewing. Its systems and processes represent a single-minded commitment to modern technology in brewing.

The biers:

WARSTEINER Premium Verum

A a pilsner style beer brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. With a smooth, rich-full bodied taste wrapped in a thick creamy head and a refreshing hop finish with no aftertaste. Warsteiner quenches the beer lover's thirst for a clean, crisp, refreshing beer taste.


WARSTEINER Premium Dunkel

Dunkel = German for Dark

Traditional German dark brown lager brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. Offers beer lovers incomparable taste satisfaction with its subtle spiciness, delicate aroma, and balance. What makes premium Dunkel distinctive among dark beers, is its thirst quenching, refreshingly drinkable flavor.


WARSTEINER Premium Fresh

A non-alcoholic beer, named Fresh because of its uncommonly Fresh taste. Fresh is brewed according to the German Purity Law of 1516 with the same care as Premium Verum, then the alcohol is carefully removed in a gentle process in order to retain the refreshing flavor of WARSTEINER Premium Verum without the alcohol.

Ich liebe Warsteiner biers!
Translation: I love Warsteiner beers!

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