Life

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

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Sarah

The cutest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest, most beautiful, most adorable & most caring person you’ll ever meet. An angel in human form

If you ever meet a Sarah, consider yourself lucky because you just met the best person in this entire world!! :)

Suicide

The middle finger to all of life’s bullshit & a fundamental human right

Dying by suicide is the only voluntary way by which one can leave this shitty world on their own terms

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