WMD

I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

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Dumpst

When you are suffering from the worst hangover of your life and try and smoke your cigarette of the day while standing in the sun.

Elizabeth was was enjoying a nice after noon with her sister when all of sudden she lit her first cigarette of the day and felt dumpst as fuck.

When pigs can fly

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

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muddle maker

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.